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THE CENTER THEATRE 

THE CENTER THEATRE are a fictional theatre troupe from the game Project Sekai Colourful Stage. They are not an established, playable unit in the game, rather, they play a role in Wonderlands x Showtime’s story, mainly through Genbu Asahi.
THE CENTER THEATRE are such a cool unit, they have so much screentime and such well-defined personalities, I am not delusional.”

“Genbu Asahi is an actor from THE CENTER THEATRE and he’s quite the sick character.”

Guy 1: “THE CENTER THEATRE are all dating. They have such a real relationship with such depth and screentime in canon, am I right?”
Guy 2: “Who even are those guys?”
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skanks in the center 

instructor: "Ok everyone, get comfortable, were watching The Odyssey today."

(skanks run to the middle and laugh)

anon: skanks in the center!!

Guardian of the Center of the Universe 

A homeless man who sat in the corner booth of the white castles at the intersection of 119th Street and Indianapolis Blvd in Whiting, IN from the 1970s to 1990s. Do to its proximity to Chicago, during the 1930s this intersection was one of the busiest intersections in the country. There was once the architectural landmark of the Illiana Hotel but it was demolished during the early 90s. The only remenant of its long vibrant history is aforementioned White Castles
I saw The Guardian of the Center of the Universe, he sure got old.

I heard The Guardian of the Center of the Universe used to work in a steel mill.

I heard the Guardian of the Center of the Universe died.

Journey to the center of the earth

When a man digs down to his pant's pocket in the hopes of masturbating though the hole
"I caught Jeremy taking a Journey to the center of the earth"

ghosting the center line 

something douche-y cops call drifting your car into the other lane
"Sir, did you know that your vehicle was ghosting the center line?"

wet at the center 

doctors office. i have a weak bladder ok?
you know i cant hold it long and now im all wet at the center
wet at the center by Tivo December 13, 2004

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop 

One...two...three...*CRUNCH*
It is a sentence...........but OK. how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop