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Brandon the foster kid 

A dude Brandon I used to live with who worked for fosters moving. He hated it and quit after day 1.
Person 1: "hey where's Brandon? "
Person 2: "who? "
Person 1: "Brandon the Foster kid"

Brandon the fat kid 

A fat kid who loves hamburgers more than everything even tho he is with Joeny while cheating on Kimberly. More names he is known as ; Cartman,Ballena,Santa Claus and that fat kid .
Brandon the fat kid issa fat kid who has sagging tits.

Dirty brandon the entertainer 

When you ejacukate on the headliner of your car and she slams the door and it drips down on your forehead while eating pineapple pizza.

Brandon the Lover 

Sex demon thats very down bad all the time and can't go more then a week without "yoga"
Im in a Brandon the Lover mood.

Brandon the foster kid 

he’s a naughty boy with a bad habit, a bad habit for bike stealing.
bike stealing,
bike stealing
Person 1: “Do you know where my bike went?”
Person 2: “Brandon The Foster Kid would probably have it

Brandon the Banned ZX10 Owner 

A person considered as an intellectual, however makes questionable decisions.
Shoots blanks, with average aim. Prefers riding silent and slow motorcycles.
Loves to collect corporate branded merchandise to achieve the ultimate homely feel.
There is nothing wrong with being a Brandon the Banned ZX10 Owner, it's just society knows you could be better.
Be better, don't settle to be Brandon the Banned ZX10 Owner