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Battle of the Atlantic 

The Battle of the Atlantic is was an event in World War Two, in which the largest battleship to ever be created, the Bismarck, was sunk off the coast of Brest, France.

The main focus of the Battle of the Atlantic was to cut the British off from the United States, in hopes of making the Brits surrender so Hitler could focus on the USSR. The German Navy, or Kriegsmarine, launched a daring raid of the Atlantic shipping convoys. The Kriegsmarine sent the Bismarck and the battlecruiser Prinz Eugen. The British home fleet, commanded by Admiral John Tovey, was sent to sink the Bismarck. A small intercept fleet was sent to Iceland, commanded by Vice Admiral Lancelot Holland and the battlecruiser HMS Hood. When Hood and the Prince of Wales reached the Bismarck, the waters were too choppy, and the destroyers had to turn back, so the Hood and Prince of Wales had to fight the Bismarck and Prinz Eugen alone. The Hood was sunk and the Prince of Wales had to retreat. Eventually, near Brest, the battleships Rodney and King George V sunk the Bismarck
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that plate had the fucking atlas on it cunt

What you say when your mate, clearly incredibly intoxicated prepares immaculate sausages for dinner then brings them out the back on a plate with an atlas photo on it - but puts the plate on a wobbly table, the table falls then the plate breaks.
Mitchell: oh fuck I knocked the table over with food and plates!
Jie: that plate had the fucking atlas on it cunt

The South Atlantic Whale 

The south Atlantic Whale is when your girlfriends are giving you a blow job as you give one more a blow job so you give three women blow jobs but while this is happening there are 7 more women having sex with each other and you end up giving 10 women blow jobs all at once then you will all highly likely contract an STD
β€œThose girls are so lucky he gave them all a The South Atlantic Whale”

The North Atlantic Snow Yeti 

A threesome where 1 young guy cums on the chest of a 1 old man and the other 1 young guy comes in the older mans mouth, the old man then proceeds to growl like a yeti
Person 1:Hey Tyler Wanna Perform The North Atlantic Snow Yeti With My Grandpa?
Person 2:Fucking What?

The Friend School of Atlanta 

A school with a student body fewer than 200 housing grades k-12. Although the name friend might be in the name the school isn't always so friendly. Do to the small population if you do not get along with your cohorts then you often will be friendless and lonely. The teachers there are mostly really nice with a few exceptions. There is one hated class. Student skills. There is also a teacher named Alex who yells when she's happy. It's a interesting school.
I attended the friend School of Atlanta and we ate pizza on fridays

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