Zimmerman Telegram

A shot comprised of half Jaegermeister and half Tequila.

Named after the German proposal to Mexico to go to war with the United States. The telegram was intercepted by the US and Mexico just ignored it.

Guy 1: "I want to make a really bad decision:
Guy 2: "Bartender get me two Zimmerman Telegrams!!!"

Zimmerman Telegram by laziejim May 7, 2010

The Telegram 

armed forces term referring to the telegram received by a family member informing them about the death of their relative during active service

"Mackall squinted ahead, trying to see whatever enemy vehicle the helicopters missed. It didn't have to be a vehicle. It just could be three guys with a missile launcher, and Mrs. Mackall would get The Telegram, regretting to inform her that her son . . . " - from Red Storm Rising by Tom Clancy

The Telegram by pseudok May 23, 2010

to go Telegram 

means to suddenly reject all other forms of social media with the justification that "freedom of opinion is violated". Is often associated with conspiracy beliefs or people discussing "alternative facts". Since there is a lack of community guidelines on Telegram, these people feel especially comfortable spreading b*llocks on this platform.

You heard the breaking news?
Michael Wendler has just gone Telegram.

To go Telegram gets increasingly popular during a pandemic.

to go Telegram by piet3.14159 November 22, 2020

Montana Telegram 

When your buddy butt-dials you right before he starts having sex allowing you and all your friends to laugh as you hear them having sex.

Girl getting railed: Uhh uhhh
Dude getting laid: mehhrr
Dude 1: dude my friend just butt dialed me

Dude 2: it sounds like there knockin boots man
Dude 3: definately
Dude 1: maybe he's givin her the montana muzzleloader
Dude 2- no man, shes gettin the Montana Telegram

Montana Telegram by montanas expert May 21, 2011

Edmonton telegram 

A .22 cal bullet delivered to the face at close range.

The Edmonton telegram is useful to convey a serious message on the street and as a kill shot when hunting birds.

Edmonton telegram by chickenkiller October 17, 2011

Colombian Telegram 

Calling a hookup the morning after to meet over coffee to discuss things.

I can't believe he gave me a Colombian Telegram after our one night stand.

Colombian Telegram by Jamaican Morse Cose February 17, 2014

Rocky Bhai (Telegram) 

Straight, Bi, Homo or Shy
Everyone wants to sleep with stud Rocky Bhai.

The most desired man on Telegram.

Everyone wants a share of him. Everyone wants to taste him.

Most dangerous person on Telegram.

Ufff, Rocky Bhai (Telegram)! Help me resist myself dear stud! 👄💋

Rocky Bhai (Telegram) by RockyBhai_TG October 13, 2022