Teaboo 

Like a weeaboo, but fetishizing British culture rather than Japanese culture. Think that watching Sherlock and Doctor Who give them any actual insight on the country at all and that saying things like "tea and crumpets" makes them interesting. Most likely have never actually been within 100 feet of a real British person in their life.

"Ugh did you see that teaboo over there who's lecturing people on British history that she learned through YouTube? Lame."
"I know, so obnoxious."

Teaboo by fullmetaloptimist May 11, 2014

teaboo 

A person, often a fan of some British-based series such as Doctor Who or Harry Potter or Sherlock, who is to British culture what a weeaboo is to Japanese culture - that is, they want to be so engulfed in English culture that they shit the Queen.

Mark is such a teaboo. I mentioned Doctor Who offhand when I was next to him, and Mark instantly rattled off his theory that Severus Snape was a Time Lord while drinking two liters of Earl Gray. Then he sped off, but not before whispering in my ear the URL for his tumblr page.

teaboo by Zappy Dan the Magnet Man May 5, 2014

teaboo 

A person obsessed with British culture, like a weeaboo is to Japanese culture.

Mike: Man, Joe, you're such a teaboo!
Joe: fuck off, bloody cunt, the name's Duke Joseph, I'll make sure the Queen has your head for this.

teaboo by YeOldeTurtle September 5, 2015

Teaboo 

An American who is obsessed with Britain. Some also claim to know everything about British culture just by watching British television.

American: I just watched (insert British TV programme here)! I'm now officially British!
Bob: You're a teaboo!

Teaboo by LeUrbanDefiner December 17, 2014

Teaboo 

An American who desires to be English and normally base their lifestyle of typical English stereotypes like: drinking tea, eating crumpets and being a posh snob. These people usely want to become English because they liked Harry Potter or because they like green tea. Shortened definition: a English wannabe.

Did you hear about that teaboo James? He moved to England and got beat up by some roadmen!

Teaboo by Fordobread June 2, 2018

Teaboobing

When one suprisingly rubs their boobs on another in a rythmic motion.

Setting: Avanti Nail spa in Franklin Tennessee I wanted to give "Tu" a little bit of an extra tip to thank her for adding some teaboobing to the leg/foot massage portion of my pedicure. It was an unexpected surprise.

Teaboobing by DDshmutzy December 14, 2012

Theaboo 

Someone who is so obsessed with theatre culture, that they can't help but be an annoying little bitch about all the productions they've been in and everything they've seen when they really know nothing other than how be an annoying asshat.

Piper saying she's seen Les Mis eight times, what an annoying theaboo she can't even block a scene.

Theaboo by Madisonmc4 January 20, 2015