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woody teddybear 

Something really embarrassing mom says after the orientation day at college. It just sounds really wrong! Used in a sentance,
You can bring your Woody Teddybear as a comfort for your dorm room
woody teddybear by Dadtellsall June 30, 2017

Jessica Teddybear 

the most awesome best friend ever, also an amazing Teddy Bear :P
Ex. AWESOMENESS

Im so sorry for screwing up ur age lol
Jessica Teddybear << lol it said I had to put that there?
Jessica Teddybear by MAR-Matthew October 20, 2008

Teddybears 

When you get weed stuck in your throat/lungs after inhaling from a shitty pipe or bong.
Because real teddybears are also nice and make you feel fuzzy but you absolutely do not want them in your trachea.
uhmimamanduh (11:54:54 PM): the other day i choked on weed and said "oh TEDDYBEARS" and now when you get weed stuck in your throat using a pipe/bong it's called teddybears

"I got teddybears yesterday. I blame Costa Rica for their shitty craftsmanship because they made the hole too fucking big."

Teddybear 

A fat and cuddly nigga called Neel
Ma teddybear!
Teddybear by KuayYedMae September 27, 2022

teddybears mouth 

Your Teddybears mouth is the bit of skin that connects your knob shaft to yer bellend.
" That ugly tart ended up sucking me off, she kept catching my teddybears mouth with her fucking knashers".
teddybears mouth by Jimmyliar! September 28, 2017

Swedish Teddybear 

Another word for a Blow Job. Used to avoid saying blow job, to keep it a secret.
On its my birthday I'm going to ask my girlfriend for a Swedish Teddybear.
Swedish Teddybear by sleepinghobo February 21, 2011