Youri tarded 

this is a joke that you can use on your friends or your parents.
it is similar to the Joe Mamma joke but a little bit more offensive.
if you want to make your parents leave you, you can try using this joke or if you just want the friends that you dont have to leave you try this joke.

Joe: Yo mommy you know Youri?
Mom: Who is Youri?
Joe: Youri tarded !! Ha Ha Ha Ha

Youri tarded by Big Daddy cuck lord69420 (HOT) November 5, 2019

fag-tarded 

nothing but fags that are COMPLETELY retarded douches that do nothing but flex and talk about alduterating women with their "Big Dicks" when in fact they all have the smallest dicks on earth and the women are all just ugly ass hoes and sluts

John: Hey Bill. Have you seen that show "Jersey Shore"?
Dave: yeah. that show is fag-tarded... all the chicks are hoes and the guys are all douches with small dicks

fag-tarded by Katasaurus December 17, 2009

Tech-tarded 

Not having the capacity to operate the simplest of electronics. This primitive species cannot understand the concept of "user-friendly" and often appears to be baffled by everyday occurrences.

No, it's not the batteries in the remote... it's you... Perhaps you should try not to be so tech-tarded.

Tech-tarded by coffee_beanie March 13, 2011

tech-tarded 

someone who know nuts about the most common technologies invented or even maybe having problems handling their own mobile phones.

-.-

b: oh I just realize I could close multi apps in my iphone like this!! (amazed and proud of himself)

a: oh c'mon you meant you didn't know that?

b: no of course not..I'm a tech-tarded. (wide smile)

tech-tarded by tech-savy! April 9, 2011

g-tarded 

A person who is wasted on the street drug GHB is said to be G-tarded.

That guy is so far gone look how g-tarded he is acting.

You better check your friend 'cause he's acting g-tarded.

g-tarded by Sara Jensen September 22, 2006

weed tarded 

weed/tar/did adj. reverse or slow down of mental functionary as the result of inducing extremely good marijuana

dude 1: dude, you saw that pink elephy it jus flew thru the win'
dude 2: um...where?
dude 1: THERE!!!
dude 2: dude, your fuckin weed tarded rite now

weed tarded by C1J August 12, 2006

Tadded 

The state that one becomes when they get high from marijuana. Originated from the phrase " getting retarded", however, much cooler people refer to it as being "tadded".
Sometimes when one gets extremely high it is called "way too tadded", but when someone gets even higher it is called "mega ultra tadded".

"Hey man I'm way too tadded right now"

"Too bad your not ultra mega tadded" said Mach.

Tadded by MachMach May 10, 2010