Taking the lizard out for a walk 

To masturbate; jerking it

Sebastian: "Hey Andrew, you wanna hang tonight?"

Andrew: "Nah man, I'm taking the lizard out for a walk rn, some other time"

Taking the lizard out for a walk by NotShadogun August 23, 2019

Taking the lead 

A phrase used on a night out when a friend has pulled an ugly girl (a dog)

Dave: alright lads, this is Sheila

Dave's mates: Dave's taking the lead

Taking the lead by carbona_not_glue September 5, 2012

taking the log to the beaver 

having vaginal sex.
vaginal fucking.
vaginal intercourse.
also refered to as loading the torpedo.

"lets take the log to the beaver tonight, johanne."

"he was taking the log to the beaver last night, im surprised i didnt gnaw it right off!"

taking the log to the beaver by asjghaergtywurtysryqer February 26, 2009

Taking the lizard out on Sundays

One not being overly communicative about their sexual activities.

"No one would think you were fucking, you are like taking the lizard out on sundays"

Taking the lizard out on Sundays by LizzardWithFatAssCheeks October 31, 2020

taking the Bakerloo line to Harrow and Wealdstone 

Another terms for anal sex. On maps of the London Underground, the Bakerloo line is coloured brown. Harrow and Wealdstone is the station at the end of the line.

He and Dale Winton were taking the Bakerloo line to Harrow and Wealdstone.

taking the Bakerloo line to Harrow and Wealdstone by Web Willy April 7, 2003

Taking the Red Line to Shady Grove 

Having sex with a girl while she is on her period.

After the Capitals beat the Penguins, he continued to Rock the Red by taking the Red Line to Shady Grove

Taking the Red Line to Shady Grove by wolfmnsbro May 4, 2009

takin the o'l skin boat to tuna town 

to have sex

"i'm takin the o'l skin boat to tuna town tonight.

takin the o'l skin boat to tuna town by verb dog August 29, 2011