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Stardew Valley 

Speedrunner: Man, I've been feeling kinda stressed lately, I suppose I'll play some Stardew Valley

Stardew Valley 

The best game in the world. It has cats, mystery, and emo boys that you can fuck. Why would you not play it? Honestly, I really cannot comprehend life without Stardew Valley. Oh, and you get to destroy the economy with picked yams. It's quite honestly hilarious how easy it is to become a multimillionare.
COOLPERSONA: "Have you ever played Stardew Valley? I've heard it was fun!"
COOLPERSONB: "I can't put it down! Stardew Valley is a farming sim in which you can marry a hot person and own a farm!"

Hop on Stardew Valley 

Slang for an uncontrollable urge to bear children and start a family with your best friend on a farm.