Stalemate 

Stalemate

The time when you are taking a dump and your shit won’t go forward (out) and won’t return from where it came from (in)The stalemate is the point of the dump which is a respite from the excruciating pain and the long awaited release, and subsequent relief.

This dump is so hard that it won’t come out or go back in, it has now become a stalemate.

Stalemate by Bigedy bouy October 14, 2020

poop stalemate 

When you're in a public bathroom and you and the person next to you both have to poop but both people refuse to make the first fart and initiate the pooping.

I had to miss class today because the poop stalemate I was in lasted 20 minutes.

poop stalemate by Katie12 March 29, 2015

Facebook Stalemate 

A situation whereby two people know each other quite well, but not well enough to feel comfortable to "add as friend" on Facebook.

Both are unwilling to request the friendship in fear of being rejected or being thought of as weird. However, both would happily accept the other's request.

Therefore both remain on the other's suggestion feed on the homepage, until one of them plucks up the courage to request.

Guy (sat at home on computer) : "I can't add her, I've only spoken to her twice!"

Girl (on iphone) : "Should I add him? Or will he think I'm a desperate hoe?"

Guy : "shit its a facebook stalemate"

Facebook Stalemate by lestyboy16 July 3, 2009

chivalrous stalemate 

When two people are trying to pass through a doorway and both insist that the other goes first.

*Two people are trying to walk through a doorway*
"After you."
"No, after you."
"No, no, no. I insist. After you."
Looks like they are stuck in a chivalrous stalemate.

chivalrous stalemate by nonexistent December 9, 2012

stall stalemate

When you stall stall for anther person, but they are also stall stalling, resulting in you both just sitting there forever.

I tried to stall stall today but the guy was stall stalling me! It was a stall stalemate.

stall stalemate by brules October 5, 2010

Bloody Stalemate 

when your period is so bloody it makes your pad stale and crusty.

"Donya's pad is a blasted bloody stalemate!"

Bloody Stalemate by Rebecca Burkawitz February 3, 2013

(P.S.S) Piss Shit Stalemate 

An extremely annoying situation in which on attempts to urinate standing up but is unable to due to the inevitable urge to Shit and since this is impossible due to the current position of the urinator one reaches a P.S.S

Fred: Hey man what took ya so long in the piss pot?
Gary: Sorry dude got the case of (P.S.S) Piss Shit Stalemate..
Fred: oh...

(P.S.S) Piss Shit Stalemate by Germain Detrick August 6, 2010