Blumpkin Stage Fright 

The unfortune result of a 1st time blumpkin giving person vomiting whilst trying to perform said act for the very 1st time. The reciever of the blumpkin usually ends up covered in the results.

Bob - dude i brought that skank Anne over and convinced her to give me a blumpkin

Tom - Sweet!!

Bob - Not really it was her 1st time and she ended up getting Blumpkin stage fright all over me

Tom - Shit that sucks

Bob- You're telling me!!

Blumpkin Stage Fright by AlienIsGOD February 12, 2009

toilet stage fright 

When someone goes to the tiolet but holds on while sitting there because there are other people in the room (public toilets) they then wait till the person/people leave till the "go"

P1 -"Someones been in that toilet the whole time weve been doing our make up"
p2 -"haha theve probley got toilet stage fright"
p1 - "Lets re apply our make up and make them hold longer hehe"

toilet stage fright by Jonah Takalau May 28, 2008

Vagina Stage Fright 

The act of not being able to pee in a public restroom.

I tried to use the bathroom at the mall and I had vagina stage fright..I froze up and nothing would come out!!

Vagina Stage Fright by Just a random female April 20, 2011

Tiger stage fright 

Performance anxiety that prevents a man from giving his sexual partner a golden shower.

The origin of this comes from a text Tiger sent to a porn star:

Tiger:Sent: 01:32 PM 09/08/2009:
Never done it. I think i would get stage freight

The "freight" is assumed to really mean "fright" and not a shipment of a box by stage coach.

Ho: Honey, why can't you drench me with your golden nectar?
Dude: Ummmm, it just won't come out. I've got Tiger stage fright!

Tiger stage fright by Longhorn17 March 22, 2010

reverse stage fright

When you are so afraid of others noticing your stage fright while peeing, you just pee freely.

I usually get stage fright in the office men’s room, but the CEO was next to me so I got reverse stage fright. I didn’t want him to notice I was not peeing and think I was a freak.

reverse stage fright by Cliff2003 August 18, 2021

stagefright 

an embarassing disease afflicting males who are unable to urinate in public places, especially when there are others present.

johnny regularly pisses in cubicles because he has stagefright and can't face the urinals

stagefright by craigy. May 22, 2009

Boss Fighting Stages 

A video game where you fight npcs and defeat each npcs' boss.

You will also fight bosses.

Man: whatcha playing
Me: I'm playing Boss Fighting Stages

Boss Fighting Stages by A random definition maker November 27, 2022