squaddle 

when you need to squiddle a waddle but the flipper dipper tanks the skank and snuggles the buggle but the dfslakjlsjdf;laj'ljvoihogj;dslkg;ajvoiacv;oiasjoifjasd

"did you have to squaddle?"

"Michael

squaddle by wanker!! September 6, 2022

squaddle butt 

A huge flat dumpy saggy ass on a "thikin"

"Hey Matt" says Jesse "THIS is my Friend JENNY shes real nice." "You only say that cause she has a little thick and she has a huge SQUADDLE BUTT!! says Matt...in front of her.

squaddle butt by I like dumpers August 26, 2007

squaddle me down 

When someone wipes your ass for you because you ran out of toilet paper.

I asked Corey to help me out and he said he would squaddle me down anytime.

squaddle me down by MikeMilla December 10, 2013

Squiddles 

Squiddles was a popular television show for kids and was aired in the 1990's. Except for the fact that it was popular with the small children it was soon canceled. It is rare to find merchandise or games from the show, but some fans still have the toys from when they were children.

''Wow this reminds me of Squiddles! I had forgot about this show. Ah nostalgia.''
''Why can't I find the episodes, I wish I had taped my favorite episode on VHS''

Squiddles by LC the Awesome June 22, 2013

Squiddles 

The name of a television show aired in the 2000s. After ratings suddenly dropped it was cancelled, but the underground fandom lives on to this day.

OMG! Squiddles! Was the the best show ever!

Squiddles by I'm the real June 20, 2013

squiddlefish

a relationship involving two or more persons who, whether they wish to or not, cannot engage in an actual loving relationship. However, at the same time, they "hook up." They are not "friends with benefits", because there is a real emotional connection (example: love). For various reasons, however, they cannot be in a relationship at the current time.

"Hey man, are you and Suzy dating yet?"
"No, brah. We have a real emotional connection and hook up a lot tho."
"So why no relationship?"
"Well, there are a few reasons why we just can't be together at the moment."
"Is there a name for this phenomenon?"
"Some say we're Squiddlefish, i guess."

squiddlefish by The Love Physician August 3, 2012

sqwaddle 

After taking a shit and you realise there's no toilet paper and you have to sqwaddle to the closet to get some more (squat/waddle)

I ran out of toilet paper and I had to sqwaddle to get some more

sqwaddle by Stuffandthingsallday May 20, 2016