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spasticated 

a person who has serious mental problems such as george bush and the american people who support him.
also common in animals
that is one spasticated turtle

spastication 

when someone does or makes something completely retarded with no explanation to what just happened and leaves you re evaluating your life
that was complete spastication i am confused
spastication by twkwsaal May 12, 2018

spasticate 

To make oneself operate as simliar to a person with a physical disability, indoubtably by performing some act of stupidity involving a sharp knife and a citrus fruit.
"Ha !! Ginge pure spasticated himself !"
spasticate by Mohammed Mountain November 26, 2003

Spasticating 

Spasticating was first used from a not well known author called Crosta_ta. It is an adjective used when someone is faking to have a seizure to make your friends laugh.
Hey lookBomber Bhat” is spasticating, hahahahaha he is funny
Spasticating by Thotdestroyer24 December 2, 2018

Spastiocity

Demonstrating extreme examples of spasticness
That guys incomprehensible explanation seemed like he was suffering spastiocity
Spastiocity by Nuts or crazy October 10, 2018

Spasticat 

A feline which is naturally insane or has had one too many knocks to the head. Just not all there. Symptoms include acting like a schizo at all times, biting and scratching until you bleed, destroying your house and terrorising the dog.

Your only means of protection is to surround yourself with water (I.e get in the bath), have food to hand and only pet him when he decides to snooze.

a spastic cat is a Spasticat
HOLY SHIT THIS PUSSY IS CHEWING OFF MY EYELIDS, HE'S A FUCKIN SPASTICAT!
Spasticat by midnight banana June 15, 2010