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Fuck Spammed 

Receiving a large volume of unsolicited messages, from which one cannot unsubscribe without losing the few valuable messages. Simliar to a faustian bargain, but instead of your soul your inbox will get fucked.
I subscribed to my child's school news feed to get important announcements, but now I'm getting fuck spammed by all the messages about PTO meetings, mothersday stalls, tuck shop menus, dance recitals, assembly times and on and on...
Fuck Spammed by Migalius June 20, 2024

I slammed my penith in the car door 

you slammed your penith in the car door
"I slammed my penith in the car door" "you slammed your penith in the car door" "ahahahoahajhahahaajhajbajah"

Scammer Get Scammed 

An act in which one takes upon himself/herself (gender equality) to scam (or steal) from a scammer whom has attempted or in awfully dastardly cases succeeded to scam you.
The SCAMMER is in most cases a squeaky American child who’s balls I assume will NEVER drop.
Scammer: DuDe WhY dId YoU tAkE aLl My ItEMS!?!?!?!

Good Guy: Scammer get scammed.
Given false information which leads to the loss of assets. See also, 'conned'.
"I gave that guy $400, because he said he was going to go get my new laptop from his car, but he just ran off with my money. I got scammed!"
scammed by King Byron August 22, 2008

spammer's paradox

Spamming itself may be defined as the abuse of electronic messaging systems, cybernetic or otherwise (including junk faxing, for example), for the purpose of sending unsolicited bulk messages. In order for spamming to succeed, a disproportionately large quantity must be delivered successfully to its recipients, or there will be an insignificant return. Unfortunately for the spammer, it is exactly that large quantity that renders any individual piece of spam less effective: the moment a large enough number of the same piece of spam is sent, the message becomes identifiable as spam by anti-spamware, forcing the spammer to start from scratch with a new spam tactic. This is the so-called "spammer's paradox".
Good example: the mass E-mailing of online pharmacy advertising created a spammer's paradox in many large corporations because it only took two instances of the same spam reported to their IT departments for the spamblocker immediately to delete the rest.
spammer's paradox by ticotoo December 28, 2008

united spammers 

A crew of ugly fat virgins who live in their mom's basements. There lineup consists of a fat man with herpes on mental disability- a fat 36 year old virgin from texas and a whore mother.

They're nobodies and have no life and sit on urban dictionary 365 days a year leaving comments all day.
The biggest losers you remember are United Spammers.
united spammers by Siamese. January 28, 2009