Snowboarding 

The action of giving two guys a foot job simultaneously. It's awesome.

Guy 1: "Dude did you see Jessie give snowboarding lessons to those other two guys!"

Guy 2: "Yah man. I'd let her wax me up and ride me anyday!"

Guy 1's dad: "Ummm...she already ripped up my slopes!"

Snowboarding by TheTrademark May 15, 2009

snowboarding 

Basically the most fun...ever. The best winter sport period. Altho in response to "the angry gnome" I'm one of those little effers that just jib...because i have no place to go backcountry. So yeah, I wont say snowboarding is better then skiing...because i ahev never gone skiiing...but all those little 6 yr old rich skiiers on the hill certainly PISS ME OFF

Dumb Kid at my school: "Hey look, that kid thinks she's so cool because she thinks she can snowboard"
me: *flawlessly grinds a rail*
Dumb kid: *faints because of my awesomeness*
Other dumb kid "Maybe i should try snowboarding..."

snowboarding by SNOWBOARDINGisLIFE August 20, 2007

Snowboarding 

Better than skiing

Snowboarding is better than skiing.

Snowboarding by iMakeTrashUrbanStuff September 22, 2020

snowboarding 

When someone does a line of coke off a guy's penis.

Ben: So after finals what did you do?
Le: Went to an orgy and went snowboarding.

snowboarding by Ninja Wink December 14, 2010

Snowboarding 

A sexual act where one gets waterboarded with cum.

Jasmine is into some kinky shit, but when her boyfriend suggested snowboarding she punched him in the face.

Snowboarding by Bluejayjay July 13, 2013

dead kitty snowboarding 

Perhaps the largest growing sport in the world. Quite self explanatory actually. It's similar to downhill snowboarding but kitties are used instead of snowboards. Plus you get 5 seconds shaved off your official finishing time for every extra kitty you happen to kill along your way to the finish line. Unfortunately PETA had to be the hormonal bitches that they are and keep it out of the Vancouver Winter Olympics.

Random guy: Are you up for some dead kitty snowboarding?
Me: Sure. Just let me go grab a kitty and punt it in the wood chipper real quick. I'm running low on kitties. I wonder why..............

dead kitty snowboarding by lucyslking April 4, 2010

nude snowboarding 

snowboarding while nude... this is very fun because u testes can be waving in teh cold wind

man kirby is such a slut she went nude snowboarding with drew

nude snowboarding by jeff sloane February 9, 2008