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smothered sock 

The "Smothered Sock" is a variation of the pink sock obviously thought up by a cook or sous chef or a gay disgruntled Friday's bartender. You simply perform the pink
sock and then lay a slice of american cheese over the
"sock" Body heat will eventually melt the cheese
resulting in the "Smothered Sock"
"Wow, last week Sally and I were totally doing it in the kitchen and her roomate came home. I pulled out so fast that her pink sock made an appearance. Before she had a chance to run I whipped open the fridge and grabbed a slice of Boar's Head american cheese and gave that bitch a smothered sock"

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Smothered t-bone Steak 

Last night, she was really turned on by my smothered t-bone Steak

smothered smuggler 

When a girl takes an intentional shit on your dick, and then you fuck her with your shit smothered cock
Last night my girl had the runs so I told her to poop on my dick and I'd give her a smothered smuggler.
smothered smuggler by expert464 December 5, 2014

Smothered chicken 

When you're eating a girl out and you put your nose in her butthole
Joe: hey want me to give you a smothered chicken

Amy the armpit sniffer: your gonna put your nose in my butt, okay!

smothered wagon

A smothered wagon is similar to a covered wagon but you shit under the blankets instead of just fart. One could also shart under the blankets to qualify as a smothered wagon.
I tried to give my roommate a covered wagon but sharted and gave myself a smothered wagon.

Smothered by a gay ape 

When your opponent is clearly out-matched, yet somehow they go full retard and pull off the upset
The Soviets were smothered by a gay ape (20 of them) at the 1980 Winter Olympic Games in Lake Placid

scattered smothered and covered 

Slang for a way of ordering hashbrowns at The Waffle House diners. Scattered smothered and covered means that the hashbrowns are scattered on the grill, smothered with diced onions, and covered with melted cheese.
After a long night of drinking, you have to head down to The Waffle House at 3am and get em scattered smothered and covered.