Scooted the Meat

Any action involving the rough handling of genetalia, or sloppy, unattached and/or shameful sex.

May also involve the hilarious, abeit painful, abrasion to one's "downstairs mix-up".

"During naked hot yoga, I got a rash because downward dog really scooted the meat"

"I grew tired of dating that twink so I ended it, but we've scooted the meat a few times, and now we're just roommates"

"The wormy dog scooted the meat across my fine Persian rug"

Scooted the Meat by Eeeny Meeny Miney Meow October 22, 2011

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1,039/Smoothed Out Slappy Hours

This is Green Day's first compilation album, consisting of all the songs off their first album '39/Smooth' (tracks 1-10), tracks 11-14 off the EP 'Slappy', tracks 15-18 off the EP '1,000 Hours' and track 19 from the collaboration album 'The Big One'.

It was released as a CD in 2003, but all of the songs were released in 1991.
Members of Green Day at this stage were Billie Joe Armstrong (vocals, guitar), Mike Dirnt (bass, backing vocals) and John Kiffmeyer aka Al Sobrante (drums).

The album design and art was done by Jesse Michaels, member of Operation Ivy. Green Day cover Op. Ivy's song 'Knowledge' in the album.

The CD features enhanced content including photos, fliers, original posters, video footage
One of the coolest Green Day collectables that isn't over $20.

Me: Dude, I can't think of the coolest Green Day CD ever that features extra-special features from when I wasn't even born!
Green Day fan: You weren't born then?! Man you missed out on heaps of awesome shit. But it's 1,039/Smoothed Out Slappy Hours which you shouldn't forget.
Me: ... was that a hardcore Green Day fan not mistaking me for a tween who only likes American Idiot because they saw the film clips on MTV? Cool!

1,039/Smoothed Out Slappy Hours by silicagel13 July 19, 2010