Smeef 

When you are eating pussy and she queefs.

Dude, you know. That fat chick from last week? She smeefed when I ate her out.

Smeef by Wakawaka36 July 12, 2016

Smeef 

Queef + Smegma. When you have sex with a cheesy dick and feel the gassy aftermath.

I banged a hobo and now I feel a smeef coming on.

Smeef by Smeefmaster_flex June 14, 2016

Smeef 

Smeef is a type of Grungus

"George Washington Smeef(ed) his gog."

Smeef by White People Should Die June 22, 2018

Smeef 

Smeef is the word for "I'm an idiot" in ancient Kai, who's mom allegedly messed up his birth certificate.

Smeef Smeef Smeef is Moto Moto

Smeef by SmeefLord March 3, 2019

Smeef 

A queef out of your asshole

Did you just Smeef?

Smeef by ngain October 21, 2019

Smeef 

To move in a sneaky and creepy manner with malice in mind.

I was smeefing around this guys base in rust, while he was inside doing charlie work.

Smeef by slarx March 25, 2021

Smeef 

A vape

Hey can I see your smeef?

Smeef by CMS.inc April 9, 2021