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Scorched Earth 

the act of taking every legal method you have at your disposal to cause maximum disruption to those around you without regard for potential social repercussions.
Mom: I am selling the Mustang.

Me: It used to be my car; so let me buy it back!!

Mom: Too late, I sold it because I had the title and I can do what I want.

Me: Congrats woman, I am going scorched earth. I am going to do whatever I can to make your life a living hell.
Scorched Earth by inunotaisho April 5, 2020

splorched my jammies 

when you uh... *splorch* in your jammies :|
stella: vinnie tell us a story
vinnie: well there was this one time where i splorched my jammies in 6th grade math class...
Primary: The Senior Leisure Porch

A place where seniors in high school can go to hang out or eat.
Alternative: Senior Learning Porch
Used when teachers are around, a place for seniors in high school to go and study or do homework.
Let’s go hang out on the slorch!
Yes teacher, we would like to go to the slorch to study.
Slorch by Seniorz September 26, 2019

Scorched Earth Villain Era 

When you've entered your villain era so hard you go scorched earth, leaving a trail of bruised egos and broken hearts behind you.
Derik: I've got so much confidence lately, and I can't tell where it's coming from.

Jay: You've broken 4 hearts this week alone. I think you just entered a Scorched Earth Villain Era!

Scorched earth 

At the end of a relationship and knowing how much you despise the person you just left for everything they did to you, you ensure that there is never any hope of getting back together by letting everyone know what that person did to you.
she broke up with him and he went all scorched earth on her to regain his dignity after the way she played him.

Georgia Scorcher 

When you bring a girl home from a bar, and she passes out. You take her panties off, take a dump in them, and then put them back on her. She wakes up and thinks she shit her own pants.
That drunk bitch thought she shit herself after I gave her a Georgia Scorcher