You're such a simonist.

Someone who believes in retarded principles, encourages eating large amounts of fast food, and is really dumb and retarded in every way, also they are fat.

Fred: Dude that kid Jake is such a simonist, he ate four entire steaks at lunch.
Simon: I know I hate him.
Jake: Hey guys, what are you talking about?
Fred: Gah You're such a simonist.

You're such a simonist. by mr.awesome1646 March 22, 2009

Simon-ism

1. Something that is unintentionally kitschy, tacky, or of poor quality, but these flaws go unnoticed by the admirers of said thing.

2. Something that was popular at some point in the past, but that now seems lame in retrospect.

Argh, not another Another Simon-ism

Simon-ism by schmuly August 6, 2015

Simonsmelly 

When you take an obnoxiously aggressive dump, something that really makes the hairs on your neck raise.

I was late for work because I had to take a 30 minute simonsmelly.

Simonsmelly by justtooka August 4, 2023

simonsimps 

a simonsimp is a person that is constantly, obsessed, addicted, to simon petrikov

being created by @simonsimp64 in september 2023 and simonsimps etc (like simonusedcodom a another satire simonsimp account)

simonsimps are cute

simonsimps by Ezazzy January 3, 2024

simonsimps 

a simonsimp is a person that is constantly, obsessed, addicted, to simon petrikov

being created by @simonsimp64 in september 2023 and simonsimps etc (like simonusedcodom a another satire simonsimp account)

simonsimps are cute

simonsimps by Ezazzy January 3, 2024

simonsimps 

a simonsimp is a person that is constantly, obsessed, addicted, to simon petrikov

being created by @simonsimp64 in september 2023 and simonsimps etc (like simonusedcodom a another satire simonsimp account)

simonsimps are cute

simonsimps by Ezazzy January 3, 2024