Shove a straw in a juicebox and suck it.

This just means "Suck It" or kind of like kiss my @**

PERSON 1 "Hey man, you were horrible at your basketball game the utha day."

PERSON 2 "You know what... Shove a straw in a juicebox and suck it."

Shove a straw in a juicebox and suck it. by yay area grl26 June 15, 2009

National Shove Your Dick in Cowen Day

On May 6th, the day after Cinco De Mayo, it is tradition in American culture to take turns on Cowens Bumhole, stuffing your meat stick where the sun don’t shine.

Person 1: Yay it’s May 6th!
Person 2: What does that mean?
Person 1: It’s National shove your dick in cowen day!

National Shove Your Dick in Cowen Day by Ballsandshit May 5, 2024

Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month 

something that many, many people would like to tell people

"Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month," said little Jimmy "Damn, little Jimmy, you need to chill out," said his bully, getting out the gasoline and matches."

Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month by Earthling hates you March 3, 2021

Go shove an i-phone in your burka 

This phrase is commonly used in response to some one who suspiciously claims claims they have done it all and seen before you. When in reality they probably haven't.

You-"Today I saw the most amazing thing in my life! it was this cage fight between a rabbit against this massive raptor!"

Group-"OOOOOOOOHHH AAAAAHHH"

Some person-"Oh I have seen that a thousand times before!"

You- "Go shove an i-phone in your burka"

Go shove an i-phone in your burka by trqqd May 24, 2011

Shove a Steak Knife In My Cliteras 

A Slang term for when Someone Messes uo or needs to express something very similar to "fuck me"

*Hurts Hand*

Ow Shove a Steak Knife In My Cliteras!

Shove a Steak Knife In My Cliteras by Qtron15 April 27, 2021

Shoe in fit 

(n)
A properly conforming noun when compared to a mating description or object.

My girlfriend is a shoe in fit with the Mormons due to her regular workout routine, lack of coffee consumption, and kind personality

Shoe in fit by Squirrels_in_my_pants January 29, 2021

Shovel in the Pit 

1) When you put your 'shovel' in the 'pit'- often times, an exclamation describing such a situation- honestly, the description is a little amorphous, and is subject to usage on a case-by-case basis.

2) a winning moment

3) whatever you want it to mean...dirty is preferrable

Johnny walks up to Delilah's house and screams:
"Shovel in the Pit!"
"Sure thing, Johnny! Come on in!"

Ladynasty: hey, how's it going?
Tyron: Oh, pretty well
<awkward silence>
Tyron: Shovel in the Pit?
Ladynasty: You know what's good.

Shovel in the Pit by Big Daddy Boom September 30, 2011