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shot on shitteo 

1. A movie that looks like absolute shit and is repulsive to the eye because the makers couldn't afford a "real" camera or were too lazy and went with videotape, preferably the VHS kind.

2. a ultra-low buget, direct to video movie from the 80's to mid-90's
Watch the movie "Criminally Insane", then check out "Crazy Fat Ethel 2. Aside from the 2nd movie consisting mainly of flashbacks from "Criminally Insane" (which was shot on film), it looks like someone used a backwater newsroom camera. Hence the ugly, putrid color and crappy picture quality that can only be attributed to VHS. Also many low budget straight to video movies were shot on VHS in the early 80's all the way into the mid-90's.

So when your friend ask you why a this movie look so ugly? Tell him, its Shot on Shitteo or that it was direct to shitteo
shot on shitteo by Trekkie313 January 17, 2010

Shot on iPhone 

Another one of Apple's stupid marketing campaigns to try and justify to their customers why they should pay insane amounts for the same phone with an "s" behind the number.
Jack: Another one of these stupid "Shot on iPhone" commercials.
Shot on iPhone by Mr. Smeef August 2, 2016

A shot on the swings

Scottish phrase for intercourse. Indication that you want a shag. A plea for a ride.
After plying your partner with a right good bevvy: "Fancy a shot on the swings hen?

Shoot one off 

The action of climax during masturbation or sex. Usually when a male ejaculates, the semen shoots out as if a gun would do.
Male 1: It's hard being ugly, I can't get any type of sex bro.
Male 2: Just shoot one off and you'll be fine dude.
Shoot one off by schleepymane April 20, 2016

short on the gate 

Used to describe someone who is nearing the end of a prison/jail term, or other long term commitment such as a bad job.
Yo homie, my dawg short on the gate. Don't be gettin his ass in no trouble.
short on the gate by joesarmy October 2, 2015

short on numbers 

Not enough money--inadequate cash.
I'm not going to be able to go--I'm a little short on numbers.
short on numbers by pRODIGAL1 December 29, 2011