Shockey 

The father of all Bullshit

Jai Eazy: 'That's Bullshit Shockey'

Shockey by Prokiller_226 April 24, 2010

shockled 

a blend of the words shocked and baffled used in instances where one or the other simply wont satisfy the magnitude of the reaction.

At first, I was shocked but the more I thought of it, I became baffled as well. This information flat out shockled me.

shockled by GrandmasterSchrute March 11, 2021

Pulling a Shockely 

Giving a guy who you are not in a relationship with head in the woods.

Ra-Qui-Qui: Ooh girl, I just gave Tairone head.

Yolanda: OMG! Are you even together?

Ra-Qui-Qui: Nah girl, we were just in the woods haning out and I just decided to do the dirty!

Yolanda: Girl! You just pulled a shockely!



The act of "pulling a shockely".

Pulling a Shockely by dookiebuthole January 11, 2009

Shockler 

A clever and effective variation on the Shocker. In addition to the 2 in the goo, 1 in the pooh, you take your thumb and wiggle it back and forth on the clit to give it a good tickle. This little trick is beyond shocking, it's SHOCKLING!

"Give me the shocker! Oh yes, yes, YES! Wait, what the hell? Are you using your thumb too? You are a bloody genius! Shockler!"

Shockler by GUISpence August 25, 2008

Shockey 

1. To completely overpower or crush an opponent with brute force.

2. To be humiliated or ran over when standing your ground.

3. To dominate.

(See PwN)

Derived from the New York Giants Player: (Jeremy) Shockey.

Spectator A: "Did you see that guy get run over!?"

Spectator B: "Yeah! He sure got shockied."

Shockey by Ronald J. Gagne Jr. September 17, 2005

Shockle 

To engage in something grandiose as not to cause celebration more than shock. Intentional underachievement.

Alicia just received her Ph.D. in neuroscience and just got a job at the gas station. She's in it for the shockles.

Shockle by Dr. Aijalon July 27, 2010

stockley 

A person who wants to do good but does not quite make it. They arrange gatherings in town and tell people that there are going to be loads of people there with lots to do. Once you arrive you see him by himself usually in or heading towads Sainsbury's.

You say "You Stockley" or "You really Stoklied this haven't you!"

stockley by Adamski Belletovinch November 28, 2006