Properly Shitting 

You lift up your shirt, wear your pants backward, do a handstand, and take a big shit through your zipper hole. Then you ask your mother once she is finished with her dinner if she could kindly wash your nutsack.

Hey man, I just took the biggest shit of my life.
Did you make sure to lift up your shirt? Its a common courtesy thing.
No, I wasn't properly shitting.
*GASP*

Properly Shitting by SpectralCuckSlayer February 2, 2018

shawshank shitting

the act of using surrounding noises to strategically defecate in a public restroom. taken from Tim Robbins' escape from the fictitious "Shawshank Prison," wherein he bludgeones a large sewage pipe with a rock, striking the pipe only when the thunder from a lightning bolt is loud enough to mask the noise of his stone as it strikes metal.

man, i had to crap so bad! but i knew with only one other guy in the bathroom, shawshank shitting just wouldn't be an option.

shawshank shitting by LobsterRodeo September 20, 2009

Seedy Settings 

Imagine this, You’re with a girl the time is 11pm you’re chilling in her room with a bottle of henny. she starts giving you the eyes. you know it’s about to be seedy settings

Popularly misheard as CD settings
Used famously by UK drill Artist v9 (Homerton)

My friend: Bro how was it last night ?
me : Seedy settings bro, what can i say

Seedy Settings by Just_a_simp June 20, 2020

field shitting nigger

Specifically, it means an African, since the vast majority of them are both black and lack the incredibly advanced technology of indoor plumbing, thus the need to defecate in a field. But can general be used to call someone poor in a much more creative and offensive way.

Um, yeah, I'm not going to eat at Arby's, I have money, I'm not a field shitting nigger.

field shitting nigger by Testicle Tickler June 15, 2013

shittiest musician ever 

A shitty musician new to the interweb trying to make his tea bag records less of a failure by hiding the truth from urban dictionary

skillless asshat musik

Rather than improve his craft the shittiest musician ever blames everyone else then scours the internet to find critical reviews and bitch at them

shittiest musician ever by folded cache out June 1, 2013

shitting where you shop 

When you stop talking, dating or fucking someone that works where you shop. This causes the store to be off limits because you were such a loveable asshole. Re-entering the shat in shopping atmosphere can be sexually or physically dangerous when risking stop and chats and so forth.

I Shawn Dolina have three stores left that are safe to use do to "shitting where you shop". Since I feel no guilt I won't learn my lesson till I starve to death.

shitting where you shop by A.Dolina.Always.Wins August 18, 2011

shitting peugeot 

A road-rage phrase used whenever another driver pisses you off in some way, and that person is driving a peugeot.

Originated from a Youtube video in 2015. The camera car is following a Peugeot who is trying to join the M1 motorway southbound from the A414. Rather than accelerating to get ahead of the adjacent lorry, the Peugeot driver makes a misjudgement and slows down to a crawl to try and join.

Since then there have been several spin-off videos, all involving Peugeots being driven badly.

*Peugeot slows down on motorway slip road*

*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP* SHITTING PEUGEOT!!!

shitting peugeot by CycloneChilli June 15, 2018