American Shitizen 

An American citizen(technically), who decides to buy a new car to help boost the U.S. economy, but end up buying a Japanese rice-burning piece of shit instead of an American car, having the opposite effect.

American Shitizen

Mike: "Hey guys, I got a new car."

Worker #1:"Oh, Yeah?"

Mike:"Yeah, I decided that I should be a good American citizen, so I bought a new Toyota."

Worker #2:"Mike, you're confused. That makes you a Shitizen, not a citizen."

American Shitizen by IndependentForever November 2, 2009

shitzenwadda

when every birthday present you get is a piece of shit

Person 1: HEY! I got you a preeeesent!!!
Birthday Person!: Cool! What is it!?
Person 1: OPEN IT!
Person 2: A Shitzenwadda, I LOVE IT!!!
Person 1: I thought u would!

shitzenwadda by ali gal October 2, 2007

Sitizen 

a citizen with social responsibility

Become a Sitizen and make the world a happy home.

Sitizen by jignesh talasila November 30, 2009

sitizen 

A citizen or political figure who is a do-nothing, one who sits like a lame duck and does not participate in the contributing actions of normal society. An extremely boring citizen. A citizen who should be confined to a chair, perhaps even an electric one.

After Bush's presidency, he will be reduced from a poor political figure to just your average sitizen.

sitizen by Ramsey Bakhoum November 5, 2007

shitzen 

when you are running real fast to the bathroom but let a little shit slide out.

"Holy god! I just had to shitzen, and it's not my fault! Damn you Drew Carrey!"

shitzen by T-Bass January 4, 2008

SHITZEN 

The coolest guy in the planet, an absolute stud, all the girls want him.

Dang look at that SHITZEN over there!

SHITZEN by SHITZEN February 11, 2024