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The Shit Shot 

1. an extreme like or approval of past event or item at hand.
2. used when something or someone was so epic that no words can describe it.
1. You saved a lot of money = the shit shot
2. You got something for free = the shit shot
3. John lands a 360 double heel first attempt. Tom would say to John and his friends "the shit shot"
4. any time the words "that was awesome" are to be used should now be replaced with The shit shot
The Shit Shot by Shank90 September 15, 2009
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New Jersey Shit Shot 

Take a drunk skank home and when she passes out squeeze a steamin' brown load into her belly button. Mix it with tequilla (any kind of alcohol will do) and down it in one.
Philipp took a New Jersey Shit Shot out of that blonde skanks belly button last weekend
New Jersey Shit Shot by The Sgt. October 29, 2010

shit your shot 

When you shoot your shot but mess it up badly.
Person 1: Did you just shit your shot with Emily?
Person 2: Yeah.

shot to shit 

falling to pieces or in a state of disrepair; no longer functional; broken
Joe: "man, my car's so overdue for a service, it's spewin' out black smoke and makes all kinda noises when I start 'er up!"

Jane: "overdue for a service? Joe, that car of yours is overdue for the scrap heap... it's shot to shit!"
shot to shit by Col & Ebs May 20, 2010

Shot-Gun Shit 

When a piece of shit gets forced out of your ass by a powerful fart. usually resulting in splash-back
"Damn it i did a shot-gun shit"
Shot-Gun Shit by Xander B May 29, 2003

shot the shit 

When speaking of what you did earlier in the day in the past tense. Shooting the shit is present and shot the shit is past tense.
What you do today?

~Eh I was at my friends house and we drank beer and shot the shit.
shot the shit by Mudge May 22, 2007

shot in the face with a shit-pistol 

Extreme ugliness. Maybe be from acne or acne scars, or just plain old hard livin'.
You took home a chick last night that looks like she was shot in the face with a shit-pistol!