Curtain Sermon 

a complaint that a women gives a man before they "go to bed"

Man, my old lady gave me a curtain sermon last night.

Curtain Sermon by Chairman November 5, 2003

post-sermon relief 

The only truly enjoyable part of the whole church-attendance experience (well, besides the ice cream Sunday, perhaps); that's why everyone's smiling as they exit the church --- they didn't actually enjoy being cooped up in a sweltering stuffy musty chapel for two long boring hours; they're just so relieved that it's finally over and they can go outside again.

I hear people happily praising the preacher on what a great service it was as they file out of the church,. but for most of them, it's just post-sermon relief --- the only thing they're actually happy about is that the service didn't last longer than it did!!

post-sermon relief by QuacksO August 5, 2018

Longhorn Sermon 

“A sermon that has a point here a point there and a lot of bull in the middle” - Paster D🤪

Guy 1: yooo that sermon on Swiss cheese was wack.

Guy2: that was such a longhorn sermon.

Guy1: a what?!

Guy2: you know, it had a point here, a point there, and a lot of bull in the middle.

Longhorn Sermon by B-Flow. December 1, 2024

Child sermonizing 

This is the preaching of a naive, but self-righteous person who thinks that they know more about life than others.

The sophomore was child sermonizing about worldwide ills in a way that would be laughable, if not so obnoxious!

Child sermonizing by I, Wreckerrr October 20, 2016

Serponge 

A French legend known for being one of the best level creators in the popular game known as Geometry Dash.

Serponge is known for his Groundbreaking AlterGame series which features similarities of other games but with a few minor changes and tweaks.
Serponge currently has 18 AlterGame Levels in existence and all of them are featured.

Serponge began creating levels in early Update 1.9 and became recognized in early 2.0 with his creative levels. He has over 200 Creator Points in the game.

Serponge has many talents, but failing to impress us with his levels isn’t one of them.

Serponge by TealOctoMax June 5, 2018

Seymone 

Sexiest girl on earth. Loved by most. She's sassy, funny, on the smaller size in height but she can knock you down to her height if you mess with her. She got a big booty and big boobs. She can dance like no other. She loves her friends and mom more than ever. Tries her best to stay true to herself.

If only I could be a Seymone, I would get all the guys.

Seymone by JessieC753 March 5, 2015

serlone 

A type of man who likes to eat a assortment of cheeses

Your acting like a serlone

serlone by KarolinaTheSpeller January 11, 2017