This is a manner in which you scurry like a little bitch through the US Capitol halls, as Josh Hawley demonstrated on January 6th 2021. While not a difficult maneuver, apparently it does require a weak spine to perform. It too helps if you raise a fist in solidarity with an angry armed mob to further agitate, then cower in the capital until insurrectionists attack law enforcement officers and breach the US Capitol. Josh Hawley at that time was posing as a US Senator for Missouri, a proud Election Denier in the Fecalogeny, and acting tough guy on camera or secured public events. Josh likely perfected his “Bitch Scurry“ at Rockhurst High School as classmates learned he secretly want to be a cheerleader but his balls were too small.

When you find yourself in a situation where those paid to protect you may be compromised, and you know your big mouth can’t protect you either, it is time to employ the Hawley Bitch Scurry.

Hawley Bitch Scurry by Bangd Ingow July 23, 2022

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Squacking scurry

When a male and female are shagging on the beach then the male puts his penis in the sand and then re-enters it into the vagina making the women scream like a scurry

Do u want to do squacking scurry?

Squacking scurry by TheSpunkyDunc April 25, 2017

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furry scurry

When two furries have any kind have a sexual interaction, it is referred to as a furry scurry.

Example

Guy one: did you see those furries in the park yesterday
Guy two: yeah, that furry scurry was gross to watch
Guy three: good thing the police showed up

furry scurry by Yeedtdhs.peat November 8, 2019

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scurrier

cool people named emily, erin, and sam

woah, they’re so cool! those must be the scurriers!

scurrier by scurrier#3 November 2, 2020

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