Scottie Pippen 

When a man humbly accepts that he doesn't stand a chance with the woman he is talking to and, instead of being a cockblocker, he sets up his much better looking and successful friend with an assist. As a result, both men end up winners.

Guy 1: Hey, bro, you remember that hot ass blonde you Scottie Pippen'd me last week?

Guy 2: Yeah, she was hot as hell.

Guy 1: She's got a friend that's just as hot. Want me to hook you up?

Guy 2: Hell yeah, that's what teamwork is all about.

Scottie Pippen by Golangelo-10 May 6, 2013

Scottie P. says 

An informent of all things wise and intelligent.

A Scottie P. is also a extremely attractive and multitalented genius who is a modern day scholar and is transcending everyday life

Thats Scottie P. says sign is blowing my mind!
Yo that shit was almost Scottie P. like!

Scottie P. says by Timmy2shoes November 21, 2010

Scottie Barnes 

The best fuking NBA player of all time. He’s the real deal and nobody should ever mess with him. If u ever make Scottie mad get ready for him to drop 100 on u. Also the greatest Toronto Raptor of all time DADDIES

OMG who just gave that man a facial?
SCOTTIE BARNES FUKING NIGGA

Scottie Barnes by Her Fav Person ever (D) December 1, 2021

Scottie Pippen 

NBA hall of famer who won 6 titles while playing for the Chicago Bulls alongside Michael Jordan. Most famous for blocking Justin Bieber's jumpshot during the 2011 NBA All-Star Celebrity Game.

Scottie Pippen: Go back to Canada pussy!

Scottie Pippen by D-robs March 6, 2011

Hottie Mc Scottie 

A really hot guy that you don't know the name of.

Gail: Hey did you see that guy?!
Brittany: Oh you mean that hottie mc scottie right over there?!

Hottie Mc Scottie by Buhritaneah March 11, 2009

Scottie Sekula 

Loves to ride cock and suck it for that matter. Makes jokes about sex and is a complete Faggot in general, his persona is completely deceiving and is chubby. Preferably loves men and needs to be loved by strong arms from a gay man. Has a Rotmouth though so he is cheap

Scottie Sekula: Hey man! Gay guy: Yuckie! I got a taste of your breath you sick fuck! Go get mouthwash!

Scottie Sekula by Redthemed June 2, 2016

Grandma Scottie 

A Grandma with Scottie describes clumsy but awesome people.

Stranger: What's your name?
You: Grandma Scottie

Stranger: Oh you must be a Potato

King is the MIGHTIEST

Grandma Scottie by King the mighty March 7, 2021