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schlonged 

when a woman is fucked so good by a big dick she's having trouble walking the next morning
(Brandi) Damn girl, you sure are moving slow this morning.
(johnnie) OMG that guy really schlonged me good last night.
schlonged by kennclie April 10, 2016

Schlonger 

The adjective that describes someone whose schlong is longer than someone else. Can also be used to describe one with a very large schlong, one that is likely to be longer than many other schlongs.
I'm schlonger than you mate, get over it.

NOT:
His dick was so much schlonger than my boyfriend's!
-the idea that we are talking about his schlong is within the word 'schlonger'. You do not need to say 'dick' As well, if you do not put 'sch' before 'longer' in that sentence, it would be functional.
Schlonger by Schlong Longshire February 12, 2009
One who annoys other people by becoming obsessive over anything.
That F@#$ing Schwogger won't quit looking at porn again!! That's the eighth time today and its only 11am!!!
schwogger by popdizzle September 7, 2006

Schlongenluben 

To add lubricant to a tube-steak.
"She doused my tubesteak with some oil. That was some serious Schlongenluben!"
Schlongenluben by JBPhoto November 2, 2009

Schwingendorfic

Awesome, being of Schwingishness, cool, teacher, wise
That dude was totally Schwingendorfic!!!