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scattered smothered and covered 

Slang for a way of ordering hashbrowns at The Waffle House diners. Scattered smothered and covered means that the hashbrowns are scattered on the grill, smothered with diced onions, and covered with melted cheese.
After a long night of drinking, you have to head down to The Waffle House at 3am and get em scattered smothered and covered.
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scattered ass 

Many attractive ladies in any defined area.
Guy #1: Shit man, check all that scattered ass all up in that club!
Guy #2: You know we be rollin' up in there.
Guy #1: Hollllaaa!
scattered ass by Beeth May 6, 2008

scattered sun 

scattered sun by coldjunkie December 25, 2009

Scattered Gravy 

Another term for "Spaghetti with Meat Sauce".
Ex. Tonight, I'm making Scattered Gravy for dinner.
Scattered Gravy by Jenaphur August 27, 2005

scattered ass 

when a girl walks and she makes that shit CLAP, like a standing ovation.
Ricky: Damn, that girl gotta scattered ass!

Me: What the hell is a "scattered ass?"

Ricky: When a girl walks and she has so much ass it looks like tiny people are doing the wave in a packed stadium
scattered ass by Siph6 January 4, 2009

scattered brain 

"'(FLAKE)'".
scattered brain by Jetnosfreak September 7, 2018

scattered cracker 

Depicting a newborn with the innate hatred of being swaddled.
Justin was such a scattered cracker when he was a baby
scattered cracker by soos September 18, 2021