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Scandinavia and the World 

a series of comics by "Humon" that, while some are not G-rated, are very funny. Each person represents a country or island (their shirt is their flag) and are based off of steriotypes for the countries the represent. There are alot of characters, but only a few main ones:

Denmark: A drunk who says weird things at wierd times. Scared of nature. likes porn.

Sweden: A total dork; neat freak, technology wiz, very orderly.

Norway: A nature-loving fish eater. Almost always carries fish around and/or eats fish.

Finland: Comes in around the eighth comic or so. A drunk who always wears a green hat with ear flaps. Always carries a knife and a bottle of whiskey. Violent. Typically uses the word "perkele", a finnish curse word. Likes trying to stab people.

Iceland: A very sporty dude with white-blonde hair. Like paracuting into random places, especially volcanoes. Drawn with sparkles, but doesn't relly sparkle. it's just to emphasize his prettiness.

America: A bigshot who is in about a third of the comics. selfish, strange, uses canada as a hat. Butts in to the scandinavian's buisness randomly.

each of the characters also has a sister, but they aren't in there very often.

Alot of the characters are gay in some way shape or form.
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Scandinavian Headlock 

The act of a naked man wrapping his legs around a person's neck, causing them to suck his dick
Guy 1: Bra! Guess what I got to do last night with Sydney.
Guy 2: Don't tell me you already got a Scandinavian Headlock!
Guy 1: You guessed it bro.

scandinavilous 

adj. exorbitantly priced; of or pertaining to a monetary ripoff; scandalously expensive; characterized by excessive taxes, fees
Etymology: inspired by the scandalously high prices in Scandinavia
With a can of soda costing over $2, Helsinki is the most scandinavilous city I've ever visited.
scandinavilous by sultunuvsuav December 16, 2008

Scandinavian belt buckle 

When a man pulls his balls above his belt line (keeping his penis hidden/tucked) and raises his shirt revealing his scrotum (ususally shiny due to pressure) and says to the witness, "Check out my belt buckle..... it's Scandinavian"
Hey Dave!! Check out my new belt buckle!!!! ..... (Matt lifts shirt revealing his balls) its Scandinavian.

Dave; What the fuck dude! I don't want to see your nuts!!!!!
Scandinavian belt buckle

Scandinavian Belly Loader

The act of ejaculating in a sexual partners belly button.
"Dude, where have you been?"

"Oh man, I was giving this who er an awesome Scandinavian belly loader. Her belly button is so messy now."

"Sweet!"

Scandanavian clunge biscuit 

A typically disgusting human being . The skankiest of skanks. The dirty stinking whore you wouldnt piss on if she was on fire. A carrier of the worst aids you've ever seen
Hey stringbeen That bitch is a dirty stinking shitbag .she would definitely give you aids. Yeah Roy you could almost call her a scandanavian clunge biscuit she's so gross

Scandinavian Flip

A skateboarding trick, where you grab the board in a crab position, then flip the board 360. For added extra skill, the person on the board can pull his head through the legs with the hands whilst in mid-air and land standing flat.
Presenter 1

"And now on Extreme Sports, The Scandinavian Flip, presented by Rodney Cullen"

Presenter 2

"Totally. just look at the way he goes throught the legs to a total standstill. Spectacular."