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Johnny’s Sausage

Johnny’s sausage is a crucial part of everyone’s day.
It’s a food;)
“When lunch comes around I’ll be looking for Johnny’s sausage!”
Johnny’s Sausage by Moth Vomit February 16, 2021

Gentleman's sausage 

A gentleman's sausage is a polite (usually British slang) word for a penis.
"I don't want your hand up near my gentleman's sausage!"

That's the Sausage 

An alternative for "That's the ticket", an expression of glee, that one has found the one thing that was missing.
William: "Bo, try this cake" Bo: "That's the Sausage, just what I needed"

Sausage Fest Joe's 

That fail of a school you all know as the prep(even though we all know that st. augustines is the REAL prep right?)SJP=fail. Have fun with your diabetes.
"Hey Dave how are the girls at Sausage Fest Joe's?" (chuckle)

"Fuck you Dan"

Jimmy Dean's pork sausage 

That new receptionist is all about getting some of Jimmy Dean's pork sausage!

Babinski's Polish Sausage 

Named after the Stage Director in The first King Kong, He was arested for abducting 15 woman and keeping them in his basement for a month, feeding them only raw pig penis. Now its used as a sexual term for when a man has a woman giving him oral and he chops off his penis with a butchers knife.
Yeah man, i totally think Dave pulled a a Babinski's Polish Sausage on Jane... Thats so sick.