Slazo's Earth Sandwich 

A historical landmark, constructed by the renowned architect, traveler and sandwich-maker Michael Kucharski that spans across the entire globe.

One axis is located on Bermuda while the other is in Perth, Australia.
It even has a rating of 4.9 on Google Maps.

"
Me: Man, I hope Slazo's doing ok

Slazo: makes Earth Sandwich

glad you're back mf
"
^ Excerpt from the top comment, not made by me

"I have to write this pointless sentence containing the exact words of 'Slazo's Earth Sandwich' because ud won't let me post this otherwise!"

Slazo's Earth Sandwich by seems like every name's taken October 1, 2019

shea's ham sandwich 

A blow job as defined by the cath lab. Best served on your knees.

Give me a blow job and shea's ham sandwich now woman!
The pharmacy has cost a Shea's ham sandwich often because of slowness. Many ham sandwiches owed.
Shea's ham sandwich not the same as a Sam's hotdog all the way. Or Is It.

shea's ham sandwich by rnm1234 December 23, 2007

poor man's pizza sandwich 

When you take two slices of your favorite pizza and fold them over on top of each other so the crusts are on top and bottom.

" I woke up this morning with a famous hangover, there were two slices of pepperoni left so I made a poor man's pizza sandwich with them. Now I need a Tums!"

poor man's pizza sandwich by gnizzo foshizzo August 2, 2009

Popeye’s Chicken Sandwich 

Made with that RATMEAT (it be hitting though)

Bert: Where’s my motherfucking RATMEAT?
Yohan: It’s in your Popeye’s Chicken Sandwich

Popeye’s Chicken Sandwich by RATMEAT!! December 20, 2019

Staten Island Sandwhich 

The most bitter yet tasty 3 way to ever be produced by mankind. To produce you need one willing and one unwilling dude in a current bromance, as well as one girl. Put together and voila, you've got yourself one tasty contradiction.

Did you see Dave and Gary, they picked up a girl yesterday in New York and now their sharing a Staten Island Sandwhich with her.

Staten Island Sandwhich by tissueman January 3, 2015

Double Meat Ham Sandwhich

When a man puts a strap-on dildo on backwards and bends two girls over and bangs them back to front.

Man, Last night I got two hookers and pulled a double meat ham sandwhich.

Double Meat Ham Sandwhich by Thebigpimp September 13, 2007

Gucci Sandwhich 

A sandwhich that is awfully gucci.

“Damn this sandwhich expensive! What is it a Gucci Sandwhich???

Gucci Sandwhich by guccitomato February 7, 2023