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Insurgency Sandstorm 

The smash hit sequel to the game Insurgency 2014, where you get killed by 2 shots and you will get autism after a normal match.
Developed by New World Interactive and published by Focus Home Interactive. NWI is taking massive steps to ensure your game play experience is as shit as possible, with such well received updates from the fans as removing counterpart weapons for each faction from co-op to "distinguish factions" and straight up removing technicals for a while to "improve the pvp aspect".

Insurgency Sandstorm received critical acclaim for its realistic game play, level design, sound design, atmosphere, graphics and fluid animations, but was criticized for its technical issues and optimization, and some lamented the cancellation of the story campaign.

In other words, while its gotten a lot more optimized as of late, if you have a potato pc dont even fucking bother. Get insurgency 2014 - that shit can run on a goddamn macbook.
Russian boi:"CYKA BLYAAAAAAAAAT"
Me: (clicks the quit button)" time to call a doctor"
Insurgency Sandstorm = Instant death
Insurgency Sandstorm by Kongjie December 12, 2020

Darude-Sandstorm 

A song composed by the Finnish composer, Darude in November 14,1999. People have made a meme out of it in which one would ask "What's the song name?" in the YouTube comment section.
What's the name of the song? Darude-Sandstorm.
Darude-Sandstorm by KyleTheChoux January 22, 2015

Sandstorm Challenge 

The Sandstorm Challenge is a difficult sexual challenge, which requires great stamina and endurance from both participants. While having sex the full version of the song Sandstorm by Darude (~7:30) is played in the background. The man must then keep up with the beat for the duration of the song without finishing. A strobe light can be used to enhance the experience.
Aly thought Anthony was kidding about the Sandstorm Challenge...then he brought out the strobe light and stereo. Anthony finished it like a boss.

Wisconsin Sandstorm 

The act of ejaculating into a ceiling fan to create a sandstorm-like effect of jizz as it is hurled through the air.
Molly: This ceiling fan is useless, we never use it.
Billy: We could put that ceiling fan to work...
Molly: What do you mean Billy?
Billy: The Wisconsin Sandstorm is what I mean.
Molly: That would be so hot and sticky and refreshing!

Darude: Sandstorm 

It is a song consisting of repeating beats and slightly increasing and decreasing tempo, used as background music to montages and live streams. It was made into a meme, which means that when someone asks for the outro song, people always reply: "Darude: Sandstorm" or other slight variations.
User 1: That outro song is SICK af. What's it called?

User 2: Darude: Sandstorm

Arabian Sandstorm 

A sexual move the occurs when a guy sits on someone's face with his balls on the other person's eyes and then farts in the other person's mouth.
I just ate some tacos and am going to give my gay lover a nasty "Arabian sandstorm" tonight!!!
Arabian Sandstorm by Bolton May 6, 2004