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Nicola Sturgeon’s Ball Sack 

A barometer of ugliness, benchmarked against the beauty of First Minister of Scotland: Nicola Sturgeon.
He has a face like Nicola Sturgeon’s Ball Sack.

Santa's special sack 

This is when your grandad comes into your room when your sleeping and wanks over you. It is tipically done at christmas because he can blame santa as he has white hair and a beard. It often wakes the sleeping person up but if this happens just say "Ho Ho Ho! Merry christmas". then deposit the 'gifts' from your sack and leave.
Grandad/old man walks into room and starts a
wanking over someone.
Sam - " what are you doing here, you woke me up you twat"
Jimmy - " Don't mind me, I'm just santa dropping of my presents from Santa's special sack."
Sam - "Why am i so sticky!!"
Jimmy - *whispers* "Oh shit I need to leave"
Jimmy - "Ho Ho Ho! Merry christmas"

Santa's special sack 

This is when your grandad comes into your room when your sleeping and wanks over you. It is typically done at Christmas because he can blame Santa as he has white hair and a beard. It often wakes the sleeping person up but if this happens just say "Ho Ho Ho! Merry Christmas". then deposit the 'gifts' from your sack and leave.
Grandad/old man walks into room and starts

wanking over someone.
Sam - " what are you doing here, you woke me up, you twat"
Jimmy - " Don't mind me, I'm just santa dropping of my presents from Santa's special sack."
Sam - "Why am I so sticky!!"
Jimmy - *whispers* "Oh shit I need to leave"
Jimmy - "Ho Ho Ho! Merry Christmas"

Hotter than an Aborigine's ball sack 

When the weather is excessivly hot and humid.
The heat index today is 105, it's hotter than an Aborigine's ball sack.

They didn't turn the A/C on at the gym today. It was hotter than an Aborigine's ball sack!

the tit's nut sack 

The very very best
Heavily disputed debates have concluded that Rolls-Royce is indeed the tit's nut sack of the automobile industry.
the tit's nut sack by dr fjord October 17, 2013

busier than stink on a bum's nut sack 

By definition, an extremely popular and busy form of private enterprise.
Mohr: Hey Chris, do you want to grab some smoked meat at Schwartz's?

Walken: Let me tell you pal, you'll never get a table in there tonight. That place is busier than stink on a bum's nut sack!