herpes sabbatical

a- the condition of having a herpes cold sore, so large, on your lip that it keeps you from kissing anyone.

b- having a herpes cold sore large enough to render one a hideous creature- hence wanting to stay out of the public eye until it clears up.

a- Valentine's Day came and went, I was on a herpes sabbatical. But I did give out a few rain checks;)

b- There is no way I'm going to that party tonight. I'm going on a herpes sabbatical until this damn cold sore clears up.

herpes sabbatical by Outpost 1 February 18, 2010

Sexual sabbatical

A sexual sabbatical is when you take a break from intimate relations with someone else, to empower yourself and learn the power of no. It differs from abstinence in that you are not denying yourself, you’re just denying others access to you!

I have been on a sexual sabbatical for over a year now.

Sexual sabbatical by Stauglady November 26, 2018

Facebook Sabbatical

When a person temporarily deactivates their Facebook account because they feel as though it's taken over their life. Deactivation can also be brought on by no longer wanting to be constantly connected to newsfeeds and constant status updates because of lack of interest or little time to check site. Facebook Sabbaticals are typically for an undetermined length of time and not always announced to friends.

Hey, I tried to post something on your wall but I couldn't find you..." "Yeah, my bad, I'm taking a Facebook Sabbatical.

Facebook Sabbatical by Altruista :) June 17, 2010

Meal Sabbatical

When a person must take a break from eating a meal because they feel a bit sick or full, but still want to finish their food.

Jason: This chicken is so good, but I can't finish cause I feel like shit.

Jon: Go on meal sabbatical, bro.

Meal Sabbatical by thebetterfriend2 May 25, 2010

Radical sabbatical 

Some one being so cool and awesome that they have to take a break from themselves.
Also used as sarcasm.

when every thing great is going your way and you think it just can't get any better you need a Radical Sabbatical.
or used as sarcasm
that dudes day-glow leather chaps are so cool he needs to take a radical sabbatical

Radical sabbatical by Derek Branny aka Buddah February 4, 2009

Saiyan Sabbatical 

An 8 year long vacation, or break. Derived from the 8 year long period when Saiyan's transform into their Great Ape form every 100 years.

I hate this job; I need to take a Saiyan Sabbatical.

Saiyan Sabbatical by Brandon Ashton Harris September 2, 2022

Writing Sabbatical

Another way of saying, "Got fired and can't find a damn job"; almost exclusively used by Ivy League douchebags

"What's he up to?"

"His boss told him to get the hell out, so now he's on a "Writing Sabbatical" collecting unemployment.

Writing Sabbatical by zaxron_rhodes December 3, 2013