Roster-bate 

When one becomes so excited and aroused about their fantasy football lineup on a certain week that it leads to long periods of ejaculation and excitement.

I can't believe Roddy White and Matt Ryan are playing against the Lions this week. Excuse me while I go to my bedroom and roster-bate. Don't hate, Roster-bate.

Roster-bate by Fantasy Footaball Guru November 25, 2010

Roster Season 

Roster Season is the opposite of Cuffing Season. A time of year where you have a lot of people you contact for dates etc but you aren't cuffed to one person. Termed by the popular podcast "The Perished Parent Posse" in one of their interviews.

Girl, it's roster season. Don't date that scrub, just add him to your roster.

Roster Season by perished_pp May 12, 2022

Roster filler 

The ugly as shit girl that hangs out with all the hot chicks so the hot chicks look hotter

“Did you see Becky hanging out with the hot chicks?”

“ Oh that bitch looks like she got hit by a truck she’s a total roster filler.”

Roster filler by The man with the golden dick February 10, 2018

Roster bitch 

A bitch amoungst many other bitches on your roster of girls to smash.

I wonder which Roster bitch I should have tonight? Monica or Ashley?

Roster bitch by Blkwidowblkheart December 1, 2014

roster rat 

a girl who studies a football roster like she's going to be tested on it. another name for a jersey chaser

she knows all the players names and numbers, she's a roster rat

roster rat by ccenergy November 7, 2013

Roster tailing 

When you are pooping and vomiting simultaneously

Man, every time I eat at Chipotle I end up roster tailing

Roster tailing by Rooster master January 30, 2017

roster height 

Common term used by athletes that means adding two inches onto true height.

“Yoooo Jared said he’s 6 foot”
“We all know that’s his roster height he’s only 5’10”

roster height by Growupbro January 25, 2024