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Big Rock Candy Mountains 

In the depression era, A tale told by hobos to snag young kids to do their begging for them. Tales of lemonade springs and cigarette trees abound. First sung about by Harry McClintock.

Now, It's a Skwatta's version of paradise. It's what keeps punks on the street hopeful.
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains, there's a land that's fair and bright.

The handouts grow on bushes, and you sleep out everynight.
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Kasota Rock Candy 

Crystal meth made in Kasota Minnesota.
Hey have you tried the new kasota rock candy lately?

Cum-Rock Candy

Cum-Rock Candy is a confection made with cum and sugar.
We all jacked off in a beaker, added some sugar, and put it in the candy maker, so we'll have Cum-Rock Candy soon!
Cum-Rock Candy by eda-skip October 8, 2021

New York Rock Candy

The act of a girl shitting on your penis and waiting for it to dry until it becomes crusty and then often fucking it afterwords.
Omg that girl gave me the New York rock candy last night.

blue rock candy 

its a refrence to the hit show breaking bad where they make blue rock candy AKA blue meth
jesse we need to cook we need to cook blue rock candy "if you know what i mean"
blue rock candy by Shabaduski October 4, 2022

candy rock 

Rock that entertains goth girls.
“Do you listen to Andy black?”

“No, it’s candy rock fuck that.”
candy rock by Theoldman February 9, 2019

Rockcandysweeter 

Best lana del rey mockups 😘😘
“Wow! Have you heard of @rockcandysweeter’s new mockup! Its amazing! They should hire them for Lana’s team!”