Retired
The point in life that if you are still around that you have already won and because of your age you should no longer be a functioning member in the game.
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Retired
Another word for "retard"
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retired-on-the-job
Employees who just manage to show up, do the bare minimum, take long lunch breaks, disappear for hours, offer little or no ideas and are the first ones out the door.
retired-on-the-job by Super Dave77 September 19, 2013
Retired circus tiger
Retired circus tiger by limovb October 22, 2011
Retired butt terrorist
Usually an old man that fantasizes about sodomizing young children a terrible sight to see. Seen a lot in family guy portraying the typical pedophile who is 60+ years old.
Retired butt terrorist by Sproondizzles March 22, 2010
Retired Wild Child
People who during their youths were very adventurous and often participated in crazy activities but have since matured and have grown out of the so called "wild child" phase.
Someone not interested in college parties because they partied so much in high school.
"Don't you know? Insert name isn't going to the party because he/she is a retired wild child.
"Don't you know? Insert name isn't going to the party because he/she is a retired wild child.
Retired Wild Child by Arcane Persona September 12, 2009
Retired emo kid
A person who once was sad and now is independent. A retired emo kid use to listen to: Dashboard Confessional, The Get Up Kids and Taking Back Sunday. Being retired, they have now turned indie and listen to bands such as: Broken Social Scene, The Drums and Foals.
"Dude, remember when Brad use to listen to that depressing whiny music?"
"Yea, he was a real funkiller."
"For sure. But, I ran into him the other day and he's all indie now."
"Guess he's a retired emo kid."
"Yea, he was a real funkiller."
"For sure. But, I ran into him the other day and he's all indie now."
"Guess he's a retired emo kid."
Retired emo kid by Dangercartattacks December 2, 2010