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Raisin Shower 

A raisin shower is when you gather a whole bucket full of deer turds and raisins (and possibly coffee beans) and throw them onto your girlfriend before having sex with her. She'll be so enthralled with your penis (or strap-on if your a chick) that she won't be able to differentiate between eating raisins or turds, but she'll kick your ass later, and it will give you pleasure if you have a foot-in-ass fetish.
Dude, I gave my babe a Raisin Shower last night and she stuck her foot so far up my ass after words that I cried and used my leftover tears as lube!
Raisin Shower by Beefboy June 9, 2014
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raisin snail 

That skank is so old, she doesn't have a pussy. She has a raisin snail.
raisin snail by baby_tapeworm March 10, 2014

Raisin Snorting 

The act of accidentally or intentionally snorting the clitoris into one's nostril, usually during cunninlingus.
Last night I snorted her raisin.

I know you've been raisin snorting you lucky bastard.

Are you gonna snort my raisin or what?
Raisin Snorting by Marxista December 4, 2010

raisin sack 

The scrotum of a coward.
Craig's raisin sack prevented him from facing any sort of confrontation.
raisin sack by ecombitch September 16, 2013

Raisin sack 

When your ballsack has shrunken and penatrated up your body that much it looks like a raisin
Why does this always happen to ME! It is always turning into a raisin sack and I don't know Why!
Raisin sack by Big brown 69 July 14, 2017

raisin smuggler 

"dude, i was at this raisin farm, and i did some mad raisin smuggling,....because you know,......im a raisin smuggler."

raisin shield 

An indiscriminate reference for a male foreskin over the penis.
I thought Billy was circumcised, but when he dropped his pants I saw a nasty raisin shield!
raisin shield by Pyrex238 June 15, 2008