Quimby 

To make a fool of oneself unintentionally. Reference to "Mayor Quimby" from The Simpsons, who was subjected to frequent misfortune as the result of his unluckiness. A Quimby can refer to an event in which someone humiliates themself or a period of time in which their behaviour was littered with frequent misfortune. The word "Qumiby" can be used as a verb or an adjective.
Frequent occasions for which the term can be used include: Failing a test, getting obscenely drunk, falling over/tripping up etc.

NB: Credit to Alex Waylett for raising awareness of the word

Describing someone having had a "Quimby"- "You've had a Quimby mate." (Verb)
Describing a currently occuring event- "You're having a Quimby of a time" (Adjective)
Abusing someone and teasing them- "Ahhhh Qumiby!" (Noun)

Quimby by HemelPaigons July 27, 2012

Quimby 

A person who sucks the farts out of dead chickens.

After a chicken is dead a farmboy will suck the fart out staight from the cornhole.

Quimby by sweet sassy mallassy May 21, 2003

Quimby 

Perverted older man, who sneaks around the neighborhood sniffing and licking bicycle seats.

Damn, creepy ole man Jenkins is a straight up Quimby!!!

Quimby by fsufan September 1, 2013

Quimby 

Noun 1. A profession in which you suck all of the air and gas out of dead bodies, so they do not fart or burp during family visiting hours or during the memorial.

They called the Quimby in before they prepared the body for the open casket viewing.

Quimby by Dark lord tizzy October 17, 2014

Quimby 

A long, skinny penis. Exact opposite of a chode.

Person 1: You have a chode
Person 2: No, i have a quimby

Quimby by kyle fossman October 27, 2008

quimby 

The act of sitting in a hot tub and farting. You watch for the fart bubble to come to the top of the water and try to bite the bubble before it pops.

Kenny: “Bro, what are you doing?”
Phil: “ I’m about to fart. Let’s see who gets the quimby.”
Kenny: “ That quimby tasted like absolute shit.”

quimby by Diesel!! November 30, 2022

quimby 

One who is dweebish or noobie cheese; a fag; a loser; todd mackal

"Who were those quimbies in the camoflouge pajamas!?", "That quimby just stole my sandwhich!", "That quimby just butt in front of me in line!"

quimby by Tom and KEviin November 5, 2007