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Three Hole Qualified
When your girl gives you a blow job, lets you lay the pipe and takes it in the butt she is three hole qualified.
Three Hole Qualified by Pool Guy December 15, 2008
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YouTube Qualified
Someone who believes they are qualified or an expert in a particular field because they have watched a large number of YouTube videos on the subject. Usually relating to automotive repairs but can apply to more advanced fields like rocket science or brain surgery (with less success!)
Dave: I can't afford to get my car fixed
John: You should talk to Mike
Dave: Is he a Mechanic?
John: Yeah, he is YouTube Qualified
John: You should talk to Mike
Dave: Is he a Mechanic?
John: Yeah, he is YouTube Qualified
YouTube Qualified by S I M E February 28, 2020
Princess Qualities
So, how does a princess act? What qualities should a young maiden have to catch the eye of a prince? Let's take a look at what a princess should be.
Noble : A princess is a noble young lady who carries herself with poise and dignity. She listens attentively. And when she speaks, she carefully chooses her words. She exercises control over her emotions and makes choices based on what's right rather than on how she feels. Though she isn't perfect, she possesses a strong sense of duty that comes with knowing she's a princess.
Selfless : A princess thinks of others
Trusting and Faithful : A princess believes and trusts
Humble: Another princess virtue is humility. She doesn’t demand or expect special treatment from others and chooses to refrain from bragging or boasting. Instead, she focuses on others and their needs. She doesn't have to be in the spotlight because she already knows she’s a princess.
Kind: A princess is extraordinarily beneficent. Gentle, generous, compassionate, patient, good-natured and forgiving are all words to describe a princess.
Respectable and Admirable : A princess doesn't compete with a prince. Just the opposite, she builds him up. It's her admiration and respect that inspire the prince and compel him to greatness. When he sees that he's a hero in her eyes, it's no wonder he's willing to suffer for her. A hero will go through anything to keep an admiring princess by his side.
A princess is a princess regardless of her attire or her circumstances
Noble : A princess is a noble young lady who carries herself with poise and dignity. She listens attentively. And when she speaks, she carefully chooses her words. She exercises control over her emotions and makes choices based on what's right rather than on how she feels. Though she isn't perfect, she possesses a strong sense of duty that comes with knowing she's a princess.
Selfless : A princess thinks of others
Trusting and Faithful : A princess believes and trusts
Humble: Another princess virtue is humility. She doesn’t demand or expect special treatment from others and chooses to refrain from bragging or boasting. Instead, she focuses on others and their needs. She doesn't have to be in the spotlight because she already knows she’s a princess.
Kind: A princess is extraordinarily beneficent. Gentle, generous, compassionate, patient, good-natured and forgiving are all words to describe a princess.
Respectable and Admirable : A princess doesn't compete with a prince. Just the opposite, she builds him up. It's her admiration and respect that inspire the prince and compel him to greatness. When he sees that he's a hero in her eyes, it's no wonder he's willing to suffer for her. A hero will go through anything to keep an admiring princess by his side.
A princess is a princess regardless of her attire or her circumstances
When you feel like rebelling or indulging in other questionable behavior, remember your crown and ask yourself, Is this the conduct of a princess? My princess Qualities?
There's something special about the demeanor of a princess, Her princess Qualities. Every princess story shows that it takes more than dazzling attire to gain the admiration of a prince.
There's something special about the demeanor of a princess, Her princess Qualities. Every princess story shows that it takes more than dazzling attire to gain the admiration of a prince.
Princess Qualities by a.p.p May 9, 2010
Estrogenic Qualities
An emasculating reference to a male's womanly appearance, submissive sex life and performance thereof, and overall feminine qualities and traits.
Carla clearly wears the pants in the family because she does nothing but point out her husband's estrogenic qualities.
Estrogenic Qualities by Eaton Holgoode January 18, 2016
Fully Qualified Fetus
An individual who gets a job only or chiefly because of their preexisting relationship (and sometimes relation to) someone already employed within the organization hiring them. A "fully qualified fetus" is most often young, inexperienced, and contributes little or nothing of value to the workplace.
"It looks like they've hired a fully qualified fetus for technical support. Good thing they didn't promote someone qualified."
Fully Qualified Fetus by Bill Dukane May 2, 2006