Puffed wheat mother fucker! 

An exclamation of victory or enthusiasm, where normal conveyances can't capture the true essence of the moment.

"Puffed wheat mother fucker! I just PWNED your ass!"

Puffed wheat mother fucker! by Zerodin October 5, 2006

Puffed Out 

Originating from New Zealand, To be 'Puffed Out' means, short of breath, after much exertion.

Tom: I just ran 100 meters whilst smoking 3 different kinds of cigarettes.
Frank: Wow... you must be Puffed Out

Puffed Out by mypants69 December 12, 2010

Puffed up

Puffy like an afro; when a girl has a forest-like bottom that puffs up the bikinis, panties, or even thongs

- That afro is puffed up!
- My bottom is too puffed up, gotta get it trim soon.
- Damn, she needs to get it done! That's way too puffed up!

Puffed up by Pufff Daddy July 8, 2011

Puffed Root

A word that is interchangable with blow job.

"There's Tara. Hey, didnt you leave with her last night?"

"yeah, she gave me Puffed Root, its was great."

Puffed Root by Muse One September 24, 2009

Puffed Tongue 

When the tongue of your shoes is pushed up off your foot ensuring your pants don't cover the sick graphics on the tongue of your shoes. Requires loose shoe laces and a usually results in a clomping sound as you walk.

Check out his puffed tongue on those shoes

Puffed Tongue by xtra chris p March 17, 2011

puffed pastry paradox

This occurs every time something that looks so delicious, so attractive on the surface turns out to be tasteless and bland when tasted. Based on the common experience from eating French pastries.

Dropping a C-note at a disappointing fancy restaurant is an experience of the Puffed Pastry Paradox.

puffed pastry paradox by Ontologist on Call July 7, 2009

Puffed Kiss

When your having anal sex and you fart.

Boy- what was that?
Girl- just a little puffed kiss

Puffed Kiss by Its.brya06 June 1, 2019