federal pound me in the ass prison

A prison where the daily routine involves much cornholing.

Kenneth Lay should be sent to federal pound me in the ass prison

federal pound me in the ass prison by cutefuzzysquirrel May 5, 2003

Take me to pound town 

Asking someone to give you a good pounding(fist bump)

Hey man I haven’t seen you in a while, take me to pound town!

Take me to pound town by lunarcruiser720 March 21, 2023

Put me in the pound 

Be done with. Don't want any more. Ignore.

Example : Hey can I borrow that game?

Sure
Walk away without giving it to you

Why you put me in the pound like that?

Put me in the pound by chelloe December 14, 2017

Pound Meat

Reference to male masturbation or to sexual intercourse of the vaginal or anal variety.

My room mate likes to hang in his room and pound meat.

Our son sure takes a long time defecsting. Defecating? He’s not taking a shit. He’s in there to pound meat.

Rachel is coming over for the night and I’m going to pound meat.

Pound Meat by Eaton Holgoode February 6, 2018

pound the meat

To masterbate. Used for males because the 'meat' would be their penis.

Jon: Oh man, can't wait till i get home and pound the meat.
Mike: You definitely need a girl!

pound the meat by BIGL_182 June 21, 2006

pound your meat 

The pounding of your meat is considered the most intense form of masturbation that a male can achieve. Essentially you beat your meat so hard that the pure force of the motion creates a sound wave so powerful that it breaks the sound barriers. When trying to achieve this pure strength of wanking, it is advised to wear protective material such as glasses and gloves for there may be shrapnel.

Person 1:"Dude I can't sleep at night. It sounds like an airplane in your room. You've really gotta stop pounding your meat."
Person 2:"You're just jealous that you don't know how to pound your meat like me."

pound your meat by anon1400/800 June 11, 2018

pound the meat

To have hard sex with a woman you have no feelings for or care about, she is just "meat" to you.

To "pound" means to pound her, to have hard sex until you hear that lovely pounding sound that brings music to all of our ears!

Jeff: I met up with Laura last night
Mike: Hahaha, did you pound the meat?
Jeff: Of course! She couldn't walk the next day, she loves it.
Mike: Ok but don't be developing any feelings for her or the phrase "pound the meat" will loose all value!"
Jeff: hahaha so true Mike, so true.

pound the meat by Max the Mouth January 7, 2012