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When the vallet parks your car right in front of the establishment you are patroning; a sign of respect for your ride.
When Kim and Megan went to Howl at the Moon in my 350Z, the vallet posted it right next to some Mercs and BMW's; they could see it all night from the patio.
posted by Youthful Wisdom February 14, 2006
(1) to show superiority over another (2) to point out the shortcoming of another.
noun - postage
example in a conversation:

Jess: "I got an 1180 on my SATs, what did u get?"

Bob : "I got a 1340. Posted Bitch!!!!"
posted by cc March 21, 2005
In roundball, the state of having been utterly humiliated near the net, as your opponent steps into you to throw you off, then swivels around you toward the basket and drops the ball into the basket as though you were not there.
Whoah, Chris just got posted by that midget. What a pud.
posted by Smack, King of Ramen April 25, 2004
The act of being posted at a bus stop.
"Wya? We're just posted"
Posted by newfool December 21, 2019
New England jargon for "Keep Out", usually written in big letters near the entrances to private property or otherwise off limits areas.
"Hey Jim you wanna fish at abenaki creek??"

"Nah man it's posted so we cant"
Posted by Jacobthemainah May 28, 2022
Tom & Blake were posted up behind the supermarket when the robbery occured.
Posted Up by Steve Franchise November 2, 2007