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poopageddon 

When you're running late, don't even have time to feed the cat; but you hear the distant sounds of thunder and rage... Next thing you know you're grabbing your stomach and making a daring dash to the porcelain Queen. Bombs are being fired, volcanos erupting (You may even need to double flush.) But you sit there, knowing this may be the end of times, and yet still hoping you'll be on time to work.
You knew poopageddon was here, so you called your mom, and told her how thankful you were to be born, knowing it was the end of times.
poopageddon by Celeste Greentea March 22, 2019
Related Words

ploppage 

1)a big pile of feces.
2)enormous dump.
The man bent over and dropped a ploppage from his ass. The dog has been dropping ploppages all over teh house. Diarrhea causes one to drop a lot of ploppage.
ploppage by Steve O October 19, 2003

pappageroge

A white male who sacrifices himself to protect his freinds in the bathroom from all danger and harm
I’ll Pappageroge you any day bro.
A condition involving the backing up of the feces, results in uncontrollable and heavy farting.
Tamara Brownroots: Katie, would you please stop farting!

Katie: Sorry I have poopage!
Poopage by Side Pony Sally December 21, 2010
A pope who has obtained a great amount of ownage.
Pope John Paul II was popeage
Popeage by Bobby C. Brown April 19, 2008

Poppaglock 

Pop a glock, or shoot a gun
If you don’t shut yo damn mouth I’m boutta poppaglock
Poppaglock by CranbrookElementary September 19, 2019