ski polling

In porn, it is where a woman jacks off two men standing above her as she kneels below. She grips their cocks like ski poles and strokes them off.

She was ski polling both guys until they came

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Exit polling

Anal sex; rear entry; anal sex; donkey punch; doggy style; butt sex; sodomy

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The act of strattling an object, as if it were a stripper pole.

Mark: "Hey he's climbing that telephone pole really fast!"
Andrew: "Ya. He's practically stripper polling it."

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The point which one is too drunk to stand still but sober enough not to fall over. One just sways back and forth like a flag pole in the wind

last night at the bar Goldberg couldn't stand stil he just kept flag polling

Flag Polling by AVSIG1855 September 20, 2011

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to have three or more guys stack on top of each other to create a totem poll.

"dude I was tottaly totem polling it last night with these dudes I met at the club"

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Intensely masturbating while inserting the pole of an American flag to assert territory for the United States into the urethra.

Joe: Don't you ever just want to stick a flag down your urethra?
Terry: Yeah I was flag polling last night.

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What Michele said.

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