poker 

1) The addictive card game that will eventually be the ultimate downfall of about 10% of college students. There are hundreds of variations.

2) To slip the dick to a female in any orifice.

"Bob, what are you up to?"
"Oh, just starting this 20-page paper that I have due in 5 hours. Don't distract me!"
"Play some poker?"
"Fuck it, I'll play."

NEXT DAY:
"Bob, what are you up to?"
"Oh, just starting this 20-page paper that was due yesterday. Don't distract me!"
"Play some poker?"
"Poker? I barely even know her!"

poker by Nick D May 28, 2003

poker 

A game of skill played with a normal deck of playing cards but often incorrectly considered a game of chance by 95% of the population who can't play the game properly and those politician's who feel that 10 Million to One odds on a state lottery ticket is morally acceptable while poker is not.

You can make a living playing poker - those that understand the game do so regularly - while no one I know ever made a living playing the lottery.

Politicians are attempting to ban your rights to play poker on the internet but not your rights to buy their state lottery tickets. Which one has the worst odds of winning, a dollar spent on poker (even by a donk player) or a dollar spent on a powerball ticket?

poker by ORD Ellis March 6, 2007

poker 

n. A sufficient way of losing all of your money, five dollars at a time.

hey, wanna play some poker?
yeah, I got five bucks.

poker by Jakeisgiaco September 24, 2003

poker 

A very profitable game for psychics.

"Damn, Miss Cleo sure kicked my ass in that poker game."

poker by William Stephens May 3, 2006

Poker 

sounds like poke her, which would be fun, but turns out theres cards involved and you can lose money.

I wanted to poke her in the ass but she wanted poker and won more money off me then i would have paid to just poke her.

Poker by William S. Stephens June 11, 2006

Poker 

(originated in Chicago)
booty on a female that "pokes out" of her pants

damn fo' you see lil mama!?...That bitch had a muh fuckin POKER!

Poker by JuanDiazBF May 12, 2010

poker 

The card game that keeps you hooked and takes all your savings until you live in your parent's basement.

Poker is like sex: the looser you are, the easier it is to get fucked.

poker by IPwnN00bs April 9, 2007