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Plumpkin 

I saw a plumpkin on my neighbors yard, it weighed 50,000 pounds!
Plumpkin by Elias Tobias June 11, 2018

Plumpkin 

giving a guy a blow job while he's taking a dump
i was taking a crap and my girl walked in a gave me a plumpkin...
Plumpkin by gardenstategirl May 14, 2003

plumpkin 

Plumpkin is a variation of the more well known term blumpkin. What differentiates a plumpkin from a blumpkin is that the woman performing the oral sex on the man who is taking a shit is morbidly obese, or plump as some would say.
That porker gave me some awesome plumpkin this morning.
plumpkin by Demoneque August 7, 2006

Plumpkin 

The opposite of a blumpkin (a guy recieving a blow-job while taking a shit). This is the female version. The girl gets a pleasurable sensation of being eaten out while taking a shit. This can be messy though, and you'll probably get some shit mixed in there.
Shane gave kels a Plumpkin in the McDanks bathroom.
Plumpkin by HorneyHarry October 3, 2011

Plumpkin 

A once in a lifetime festive cock sucking given while taking a dump, and done in commemoration of the pilgrims. The giver (male or female) is stimulated anally by repeatedly allowing the attached stem of a non-lubricated pumpkin to be slammed into their bottom by a third person cordially deemed 'Number 3.'
"Dude, is it true that Rhett received a plumpkin from that girl that wore a sports bra in the cafeteria while Kacey played number 3?"

"Yeah man, they got the pumpkin from Alan.
He said it hurt real bad. I think he just did it because he was so grateful for the pilgrims."
Plumpkin by Branislav Nušić April 1, 2009

Plumpkin 

1. A Plumpkin is a variety of Katebear that is pretty cool. You can find her in places like hair salons, parks, and thrift stores. Beware though, if you would like to capture a Plumpkin you must be quite cautious, for they are very timid, and may run at the slightest sign of affection.

2. A girl who is very good on top in bed.

3. A girl who has a perfect pumpkin shaped ass.
1. So I was walking home today and I saw a Plumpkin in the park. I walked up real slow and held out a cupcake, and she ate it out of my hand!!! How cute!

2. Damn, the bitch a Plumpkin.

3. Oh shit son, that Kate girl got that Plumpkin shit goin on...
Plumpkin by Urifucabes October 29, 2011